Things I Was Taught or Believed(that weren't true)

What it look like folk? Long time no blog...I know I know...I really don't have an excuse either. Well unless you count not having shit to say as an excuse. But here I am. All of yall that have been waiting on a blog should thank The Committee...they came at my neck(pause...no homo) the other day in an extremely aggressive fashion...so here I am. Whats been good? Nothing much over here on the square side of things. Bitch Treachery has been kicked out of our home. I found that kinda funny. I may or may not blog about her in the coming days. Aside from that...I been chillin...So, lets get down to bidness...SHALL WE?!?!?!

So I was sitting here thinking about different things that I've learned throughout life. A lot of which were valid. Others were totally bullshit...and it is those that I will focus on here.

1. "Its not always about you". The fuck if it aint. If its not about me, who else could it possibly be about? I live MY life...based on MY experiences...drawing from MY emotions..MY thoughts...etc. I understand that we do have to take others into consideration from time to time...but ultimately we have to live with ourselves. Right...so it IS always about me...

2. "Human Nature"....that phrase is nonsensical in and of itself. If something is human i.e. drawing off of emotions, thoughts, and feelings...how can it be nature as well? Something admittedly devoid of those things? Human Nature is a very nice way of saying that someone did some bullshit. Check it "Hey why did Jim cheat on Sally"
"Dawg, she was out of town, he got mad horny...you know...its human nature" and the church said, Get the fuck outta here....

3. That Special Ed really had it made. Homie shot this entire video in a junk yard...I know it was the 80's and all...but damn

4. That I was Pro Black....Man I really bought into this shit once upon a time. As time went on, I realized I wasn't pro black, as much as I was anti dumb shit. Which further led me to see that I am not pro black...I'm Anti Nigger. Take that how you want.

5. The gap in my teeth is unattractive. Man...I hated this gap when I was a kid. I got called all kinds of names and such. I wanted braces and the whole 9. Now? I couldn't picture myself without it. And off the books...I think broads like it...*pops collar*

6. That I'm dark skinned. Now walk with me on this one. My mom, brother, aunt, and grandmother are all roughly the color of undercooked cornbread. I'm a burnt sienna brown...but next to them...I looked like Marcus Garvey(maybe thats why I was so pro black...ponders). I have since seen some black people that look like patent leather when they sweat. I mean some real, walking oil spill lookin muhfuckas. With that said...I am not dark skinned.

Well, there is my list for right now...feel free to share some of your own in my comments section...or on my facebook page....aiiight? I promise I won't keep yall waiting for a blog this long next time

I'm out