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What it look like good folk? Its me, ya favorite square blogger goin upside your head with some more of these here chronicles ya dig? I hope this blog finds all of you well. I'm sittin here after a hellacious jiu jitsu class...sore. But its all to the good...after 2 weeks of better eating and consistant excercise, I can say I've lost about 17 pounds. Good shit...lemme get a round of applause...thank you thank you you're too kind. I didn't have much to say today...just felt like getting at yall with some random shit I got on my mind, so lets get down to these chronicles...shall we?

1. Crotchless should be an option on all female clothing

2. I'm gonna find the muhfucka that puts the tv shows on the display flatscreens in Target. Everytime I'm in the electronics department, EVERY TV they have is playing highlights of the Steelers losing the SuperBowl.

3. I want some of the herb Beyonce was smoking when she said Fela Kuti is an inspiration for her music.

4. I need to check ESPN...I'm pretty sure I was traded to the Milwaukee Bucks today.

5. Speaking of the NBA...all you niggas need to understand...Jay Z doesn't make ANY decisions for the Nets.

6. I am disturbed by the number of females that think men give a fuck about eyelashes

7. I'm even more disturbed by the number of men that think women are attracted to arched eyebrows.

8. I still aspire to be famous enough to be a guest star on the Simpsons

9. I miss eating french fries more than I miss drinking beer

10. How come none of the "Basketball Wives" are married

11. When is Jennifer Hudson gonna admit to having a gastric bypass and an eating disorder?

11. Fantasia and Keyshia Cole should combine their reality shows and title it "Countdown Til These Bitches Go Broke"

12. What is Lafleur Lafleur Eshkoshka

13. There should be a breakfast cereal based on Brownies.

14. Ben Affleck should be beaten for ruining the book The Town the way he did

15. For the first time in years I don't feel like I'm gaming enough

16. Standing at the work printer and having your phone go off with the ringtone "City Wit No Hoes" by Max B is the definition of wavy

17. What is your porn name?

18. I'm Out.....