What it look like good folk? Its ya main square..Steez...Dr. Steezenstein...Sir Steezly of Homewood, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. TGIF....its been a long week, I hope you all made it through without killing anyone...and if today is your payday...go git yaself something nice...I'm sure you deserve it...if not? Pass off. I'm sitting here, freshly tatted, nice and sore. But I'm happy with the product. For those of you in the City of Brotherly Thugs..oops I mean Love, if you lookin for some good quality ink for not too much money...hit up my man Coney Island Joe off of Aramingo ave. The boy is official. I plan on giving him more square bidness in the future, I suggest if you wanna get tatted an you in the 215 you should do the same. Also, I wanna give a shoutout to errrbody out in my hometown of Pittsburgh...I need yall to band together and cheer on the Steelers on Sunday. We loaned the trophy out for a year...time to get it back...underdig? Now, on to these here chronicles...shall we?!?!?!
There comes a time in a mans life where you want to progress. But something that I've realized as I mature is that to grow you have to take some sort of inventory. Look at yourself through honest eyes so to speak. I was kinda forced to do this today. It was kinda wild too cause I had to come to terms with my own blackness...Well not my blackness per se...but my hoodness. I realized that in the eyes of a lot of my brothas and sistas, I'm damn near white. LOL. I'ma give yall a list of things that brought all of this out...and I encourage yall to look deep into yourselves. Here are my confessions
1. I don't know how to play Cee-Low
2. I don't know how to play Spades
3. I have never been jumped or participated in the jumping of anyone else
4. I have never knowingly or unknowingly paid for an abortion
5. I have never read a book with the words Thug, Hustla, Gangsta, or Wifey in the title
6. To my knowledge I've never had a "boo" nor have I been one
7. Until last summer I've never owned a pair of Jordans
8. I would much rather eat regular Corn Flakes than Fruity Pebbles
9. I aside from playing Money Mike or A Pimp Named Slickback I don't find Katt Williams funny
10. Or Mike Epps
11. Or Monique
12. I don't get Amber Rose...yeah I get it she's a white girl with a fat ass...my desire to bang white women has not advanced to the point where I can look past the fact that she looks like she has every STD imaginable
13. Jay Z is overrated...hold up...actually lemme take that back..only white people like him now.
14. Or Steve Harvey
I'm out....
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1. i would rather eat cornflakes, matter of fact i have a big box now in my desk. love the white box. thanks for the idea with a drizzle of honey.
ReplyDelete2. i dont know how to play cee-lo either.
3. i do not nor will i ever own a pair of uggs.
4. the knot on my head is not a bun but a japanese tie knot.
5. i never felt the need to see dr kermit on 38th and lancaster.
6. i do not have tats of fruit, lips, or paw prints on my nins, stomach, forearm, or neck.
7. i do not use the word tittie/titty when describing boobs aka hooters aka sweater puppets.