The Recession, The Bailout, and The Muthafuckin Toothfairy

What it look like folk? I can't call it with a phone card. Its ya homie Steez back with another installment of the 925 Chronicles. Now let's get to the bidness at hand shall we?

Todays entry finds your host somewhat stressed. As y'all know the economy is in the toilet. I just saw that the porn industry asked for a bailout. Lol can you believe that shit? Larry Flint got some balls on him man. Anywho, I'm sure most of the people reading this are feeling the crunch in one area or another. Even tho gas is down, food is still as high as ever. What the fuck is that about? So that's where I come in. Now, my home finances are somewhat stable even if they are somewhat meager. After bills and er'thang I typically have enough to buy a dvd or video game, and if I'm lucky a 5th of liquor. But bottom line shit is taken care of.

Until recently, when I was blindsided by a bill I didn't even know I had. As usual my first thought was to dispute the shit. Ya know? To no avail the first payment loomed close. And to keep peace with the wife I paid it on time. And put a lil more on it than I wanted to. But I knew once I made the payment I would be sucked in until it was paid off. I work in billing, so I know how that shit is.

Thing is, I got 4 kids to take care of. And with the xmas season just gone I said fuck it and blew off my last payment. Then the other day my wife text me and told me the next payment is due. Now between xmas and the birthdays of my children(1 in december, 2 in january) plus my wifes bday(also in january) what is a square to do?I GOTTA pay this shit. The bill I'm talkin about friends is this Tooth Fairy shit. I'm behind on my tooth fairy payments. With another tooth loose!!!! I need some help family.

I know a lot of people don't do the toothfairy anymore. But what can I say? I'm a sqare. So for all you reading this that are square like me I want to ask President Obama for a Tooth Fairy industry bailout. This bitch has to be stopped. She's worse than AIG and Lehman. Worse than the automotive industry. So what I'm asking for is an overhaul of operations. Each household gets $40 per kid. I would get $160 in a tooth fairy fund. That would cover every tooth that this broad got me owing on for all of my kids. Or at least provide money for some calcium pills to keep these shits in there a little longer. DAMN!!!

So....who's wit me?